Captain Kirk to Command USS Zumwalt

"pauljones" (pauljones) 10/31/2013 at 09:30 • Filed to: USS Zumwalt, DDG 1000, Shiplopnik, Boatlopnik

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Apparently, the USS Zumwalt, the first of small batch of stealth destroyers, is to be commanded by none other than Captain James Kirk.

Not quite the Enterprise, but it'll do.

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Leadbull > pauljones 10/31/2013 at 09:33

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I'm sorry, Jean Luc.

I was sure you had the job.

pauljones > Leadbull 10/31/2013 at 09:39

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I'm not sure I'd want command of that clay duck anyways...

Telumektar > pauljones 10/31/2013 at 09:43

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That's one cool ship.

Wave-piercing bow FTW!

For Sweden > pauljones 10/31/2013 at 09:45

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I bet he still enjoys that joke.

pauljones > For Sweden 10/31/2013 at 09:49

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Oh, I'm sure it just cracks him every single time. Shame, though, that he didn't wait a few years until the new Enterprise (A Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carrier) is launched.

davedave1111 > pauljones 10/31/2013 at 09:57

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I like to think he's being groomed for eventual command of it.

willkinton247 > For Sweden 10/31/2013 at 10:26

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I bet he was given that name as a joke. He's probably young enough.

KirkyV > willkinton247 10/31/2013 at 10:33

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Hey, if my last name were Kirk... I'd be tempted. I mean, how could you waste that opportunity?

If I ever have a son, I'm seriously considering naming him Malcolm. Guess what my last name is.